"It wasn't me! I did what I was told and did the washing-up." Thus spake the dishwasher this morning after we discovered the kitchen floor covered in water. Now the sky has shown its support for the dishwasher, and is pelting us with water and ice from above. "Hail, precipitator."
So, we've given the dishwasher a pretty little bow for its trunk, in the hope that it won't happen again. What an exciting morning!
Placator, 2023.